The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Curved Fit Women's One Piece Ski Suit

We didn&';t design this retro women&';s fitted ski suit to be the fastest on the mountain, though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested its speed capabilities. We whipped this women&';s retro one piece onesie up with one thing in mind and that&';s the glorious post-ski glow that is the Apre;s. Poutine flows through the veins and shot-skis slide down the ol&'; gullet faster than water down an elephant&';s long, smooth trunk. The Geodisiac one piece ski suit is designed with an ultra-beer proof material and tons of vents so you can spill all ova ya damn self and blast stinky toots at anyone who doesn&';t buy you a birthday shot.