It doesn't make a lot of sense getting drenched by the thing that's supposed to be keeping you dry, now does it? We went ahead and fixed that for you. The two-layer canopy in our reverse-closing umbrellas funnel water away from you upon closing, so you stay dry, exactly as you intended. To top it all off, our UnbelievaBrella stands up on its own, and has a rubber-coated hands-free handle so carrying your coffee and your umbrella will be a breeze.No, you're not dreaming.